I'm switching over to a new name, and in order to do that, I need to create a new profile. I'll do it soon enough.
... I feel like a zombie...


Faith: Birth of a Demon "Get up, faggot." Said by a voice dripping with contempt just above his body, lying sprawled on the ground.Faith: Birth of a Demon by ~SoulR34ver
"I-urh haaa" Malachi tried to speak, but fresh blood from the cut in his cheek stopped him.
"I said Get Up, FAGGOT!" The boy above him now punched his face on the ground.
The punch was accompanied by the laughter of the other boys.
Malachi was confused as to how he got here. One second, he was walking around the back of his school, and the next moment he found himself staring up at the sky.
"He's just a little bitch that listens to his father, the *Deacon*" The other boy spoke the word deacon with a mocking sarcas


Fire "Hey man, it was a good run this year. We just didn't make it in the end." I listened to my teammate drowsily,Fire by ~SoulR34ver
the effects of the vodka still very active in my veins.
"We can do it better next year. I'll train harder over the summer." I respond automatically, not really caring.
Another year, another loss in the playoffs, whatever really.
It could just be the alcohol though. whenever I get too drunk, I start to think about things too abstractly anyway.
"Well, I'll see you on monday." "See ya." I watch him stumble away from the fire pit.
I remember now, to all the parties we've had back here. There are a lot of good memories stuck here.


Unrelated, Unusual, Uncommon "Look out!" Black Mage shouted as Bahamutsvittahlamalistan shot a giant tendril of flame towards Fighter. The tail of fire nicked him on his neck.Unrelated, Unusual, Uncommon by ~SoulR34ver
"Frickin' giant demongod, just die already!" Fighter shouted his war cries as he charged in with his sword.
"I've got your back Fighter!" Healer shouted from his protective zone in the rear.
"Fighter, let's hit him with everything we've got!" Black Mage pulled out his darkest magic, one that made every single cell erupt, leaving its target a swirling mass of liquid and formerly-human bits.
Fighter pulled out his Epic Artifact sword that his father, who was also his brother, who was a


Simon's Night One, Two, Three, Four, Five, six, seven, eight, nine, Ten! I fall to my stomach. Im not sure exactly when I started doing pushups and situps before bed, but that doesnt matter anyway. Its a ritual, and I wouldnt be able to sleep without it.Simon's Night by ~SoulR34ver
One, Two, Three, fo-UWA! Bonk! My sweaty hand slips and I land flat on my face.
Nng oooo I rub my nose with my left hand. Hmm? I look at my hand.
Blood.
Ah, shit. A nosebleed.
Tissue tissue I get off the hardwood floor and walk up to the door.
Looking back at the empty room, all that


Wings St. Bernards HospitalWings by *AnonDesu
Three Bridges Security Ward
Patient 6651508
SCARLET, Flandre
1. Mental Status Exam
a. Patient is young girl, claiming to be 495 years old. Patients parents verify age of 7 years. At roughly 09:30, December 6th, 1988, patient decorated two rusty wrought iron bars measuring a 1.4 meters in length with colored glass shards before plunging both into own back (see attachments 3A-3E). While bars missed vital organs, positioning resulted in their lodging between ribs, irremovable through surgery without extremely high risk of complication. Bars were saw
| Lol wuts dis? Tell Devart bout me? Well theres not much to tell. I spend my days on IRC with people I've never met who are like family to me. In my off time I do nothing, occasionally writing and once in a blue moon I might draw something. I'm a 16 Year old average High School male. Thats about it I guess. |
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The three smartest men quest for the Holy Grail. After they have it, they are returning by a river.
The intelligent man knows how dangerous it is.
The Wise man knows not to swim in it.
The Cunning man drowns them both and takes the Grail back himself.
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That thing isn't even that big of a deal for you. You do that thing practically every day on hellmurder island.